We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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