i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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