Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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