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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:25am

    Would you eat them on a tram? Would you eat them with your gram? I do not like green eggs and ham. They were near her nasty clam!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:07am

    This sounds like a Dr. Seuss story gone terribly awry.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:03am

    lol wouldnt it be funny if she was ACTUALLY hiding an actual plate of scrambled eggs in between her legs?

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:23am

    puke in my mouth... :(

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:39am

    to 11:38... well obviously he didnt know what he was looking at and he thought it was eggs

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:14am

    I don't understand this. And I don't want to.

    • 39 55
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:54am

      The kid, obviously not knowing what female sex organs are, had taken a peek at his grandmother's sex organs which were probably so old and wrinkly that they resembled scrambled eggs thus the misconstruation. Hope that cleared things up for ya ^_^

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:59pm

    This is the funniest one of these I've read

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:46pm

    11:25 That was hysterical!!! You are awesome!

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:14am

    11:07 you rock! No dear grandma I do not think I could identify that awful stink, it's the most horrific thing I've ever seen, but now I know why the eggs were green!

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:50pm

    I really wish this "you're ...." kid would get aids and die already. Maybe get the aids from getting gang raped.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:43pm

    12:20... usually true, though there are exceptions. but the book is way too raunchy to be popularized by hollywood. there's just no way they're gonna get it right. plus you can already tell the acting is gonna be piss poor. -11:30

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:32am

    cant. stop. laughing!

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:51am

    that is utterly horrific.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by GoodGirl on May 12, 10 at 11:00pm

    And now I have a terrible image of said little kid sneaking into his grandmother's room and attacking her genitals with a fork. Lovely.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:25pm

    Why do I read this app during breakfast!!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:52pm

    nasty geezer egg farts. i wish them all on tucker max.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:32pm

    Poor quiet guys dead mum...

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:46am

    11:41... hah nope. fist urself -11:39

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:30am

    i hope they serve beer in hell was a great book. too bad that it's gonna be the gayest movie of all time by the looks of the ads on this site

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:51am

    god that is a sick thought...

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 4:08pm

    since when did ten year olds take over the site

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:56pm

    What if the grandmother had Alzheimer's and it was a real plate of eggs?

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:39pm

    That is outragious and discusting!!!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:52am

    thats fucking hilarious - Dumbass Redneck

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 2:26am

    Errr that is so gross! If people on this are just gonna call it fake, why are you on the website then?

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:38pm

    totally a van wilder, the rise of taj reference. lol, awesome

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:43pm

    That shit's gross son!

  • 45 62
    Submitted by nickk222 on Apr 16, 10 at 7:50am

    This just makes me not want to live in the 404 area anymore...

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:50pm

    A mental pic I could have gone without.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 8:11am

    All I can say is AWESOME..........an a bit of ewwwww

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:05pm

    Leave it up to 404 to post this... I now want to meet her and her grandma... Go Cherokee County G.A

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:35pm

    It's talking about her meat curtains

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:20pm

    11:30, Hollywood ruins almost every book that they make into a movie...

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:16pm

    Noice 5:33... thats pretty haggid...

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:53pm

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:47pm

    Just threw up in my mouth..

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:32pm

    I think o just threw up :(.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:49am

    ohh an original mom joke. ur a winner

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:43am

    there making that a movie. the book was awesome

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:31pm

    Hey granny fister (11:48), how are the eggs today? Right on 12:50!

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:04am

    This just made my life. 

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:39pm

    11:25, you are awesome

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 3:41pm

    holy shit 3:56, way to kill the joke

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Slinky on Apr 27, 10 at 12:05am

    Wow.... just wow

  • 47 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 1:08pm

    Ewh that's fucking ronchy

  • 34 59
    Submitted by fljuliewn on Feb 2, 11 at 5:57am

    I'm still laughing out loud!!!

  • 47 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 8:12pm

    11:14 way to rhyme. fail. - someone who can english

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:29pm

    WHAT DOES THIS TEXT MEAN?! Somebody please explain!

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:07pm

    I feel so bad for your brother and you

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:38am

    i threw up...thats just wrong...how the hell would he know that to begin with?! blah!

  • 37 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:46pm

    Fuck the Tucker Max movie

  • 45 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    tucker max wrote and directed the movie himself, so hopefully that will negate the chances of it being a hollywood fuck-up..because obviously anything tucker max does is amazing

  • 44 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:20am

    I threw up. Seriously.

  • 37 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 1:16pm

    did they have hot sauce on them?

  • 36 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    is it just me or did everyone get a strange smell when they read that....oops nevermind my vag is seeping fluid again......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:54am

    old people do funny things ^_^