Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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