I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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