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  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:06am

    I think after reading this I might be the worst thing from Long Island

  • 50 52
    Submitted by JV33 on May 23, 10 at 6:02pm

    Giada de la Boobage. She's smokin.

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:27am

    The guy who said everyday italian is right on. her name is giada and she's bangin!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:58am

    everyday italian....watch it....boobies everywhere

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 4:12pm

    10:07 let's get married. (:

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:34am

    mmm Michael Symon, Duff Goldman, and Tyler Florence =)

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:17pm

    Rachel Ray would be like screwing Kelly Clarkson. Win win.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:20am

    Errday Italian.... Mmmm

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:23pm

    i must say... i do have a thing for bobby flay... i'd take his meat any day ;)

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Aug 10, 10 at 1:41am

    I'd like to have sexual intercourse with Paula Deen. :)

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:20pm

    He's talking about Jim Gaffigan!!!

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:27am

    Ina Garten is the sexiest woman alive.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:10am

    Fuck yeah you can! And you do it to the people on there not the food you retards.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 9:52pm

    thank you rachel ray!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:59pm

    11:46 its eith er "whack off" or "rub one out" not "whack one out" idiot

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:46am

    If I felt like it, I could whack one out while watching Golden Girls...doesn't mean I have to

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:59pm

    If it's Giada, no doubt.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:39am

    4:12 can you jack me off while driving?

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:15pm

    I mean have you SEEN rachel rae. Oh boy, hold me back

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:19am

    talk about a new a la mode topping

  • 40 56
    Submitted by RickyMartin on May 15, 10 at 9:38am

    Giada definitely. Rachel Ray has fat wrists.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:03am

    hell yes. alton brown = perfect man.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:36pm

    I'd fuck the living hell out of Giada, all while she made gelato, and make her say gelato over and over...

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 1:03pm

    I'd do Rachel Ray or Giada DiLaurentis any day. They'd make me a fuckin' awesome breakfast in the morning, too.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by imAnnaSasin on Jul 21, 10 at 6:09pm

    Yes. Everyday Italian. And Rachel Ray before she got fat. She gotta booty though.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by lernington on Feb 23, 10 at 8:23am

    i would fuck cat cora

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:40am

    As long as it not Paula Dean or Barefoot Countessa.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:47pm

    who is the chick from top chef?

  • 36 55
    Submitted by BlackBirdFly on Jul 16, 10 at 1:21am

    Fuck Yeah, I'm a girl and I'd rub it watching Rachel Ray butter her buns all day!

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:07am

    My cars an automatic but my sticks a manual... Try jerking off and driving at the same time, I was driving for 50 minutes with no luck and went almost 20miles out of my way to do so ...I even stayed at stop signs for 5 minutes at a time!

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 5:54pm

    Only if Alton Brown is on HA

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:02pm

    i would bake something in Rachel Ray's oven if you know what i mean... if you don't i mean i would sex her

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:09am

    Nigella Lawson makes my toes tingle. Giada de Laurentis, too. And Rachel Ray would be fun for a one-night fling.

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:22pm

    Top Chef is on Bravo.

  • 27 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:18am

    Ellie Krieger is drop dead stunning, beautiful. I could definitely pleasure myself to her image ,.... think about satisfying her "Healthy Appetite". Hell YES !!