I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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