My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Every concussion has its silver lining
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
is that a dick in a sweater?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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