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    Submitted by keto06 on Oct 10, 12 at 10:27am

    most of the texts on this site make me think we're fucked as a society; ones like this give me hope.

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    Submitted by bjt617 on Oct 11, 12 at 12:12pm

    Since I'm the one who posted this text, let me clear this up. The human face is made up of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and a few other PERIODIC ELEMENTS. Thanks for your ignorant assumptions; it gives you SO much more credibility. PS- Harvard. Pre-med, motherfucker.

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    Submitted by mistermike on Oct 10, 12 at 4:13pm

    Nose? Mouth? Eyes? Stuff you learn in pre-school. Hardly a science nerd. Just another female liberal arts major probably preparing to teach the next generation of f***wads (i.e. all you guys). Smart peoplez rulezzzz.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 10, 12 at 10:44pm

      Why must "all us guys" be fuckwads just for enjoying this site/app? And since when does being smart preclude you from being a fuckwad. Evidence to the contrary would be that a) you seem to enjoy this site/app, and b) your sweeping generalization indicates that YOU are indeed a fuckwad. But conversely, the fact that you DID make a sweeping generalization would tend to exclude YOU from being one of those "smart peoplez."

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      Submitted by Pronfairy on Oct 10, 12 at 11:45pm

      Stuff another tampon in it you smelly cunt.

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      Submitted by cowbro on Oct 11, 12 at 12:02pm

      Is mouth a halogen? God, I'm so bad at chemistry.

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    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 10, 12 at 1:11pm

    Dunno why you're basing society off text from this app/Site, it's skid row down here.

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    Submitted by bjt617 on Oct 11, 12 at 6:28pm

    Hahahahahaha

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    Submitted by mistermike on Oct 11, 12 at 7:43am

    Don't worry fellas, you can continue occupying your mom's basement after you get your overpriced GED in basket weaving. You'll probably get laid less than you already do. Average IQ of posters and readers: 80.

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    Submitted by mistermike on Oct 11, 12 at 1:03pm

    Pre med? You mean life sciences? You mean liberal arts? Not doctoring. Nobody believes you're at Harvard either. Try coming up with more believable and impressive lies between beat off sessions and freshman lecture. Virginity 101.