I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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