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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:46pm

    Fight Club is like Sex on Fire.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:39pm

    I can't See a movie in theaters without thinking of ciggarette burns

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:19pm

    Nope, it's a Fight Club refrence.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:59pm

    You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake... you're not your fucking khakis.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:18pm

    I think the person knew that. They were just tryna get on here Fake text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:12pm

    It does, it's called relationships.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:08pm

    ^^either can I! "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" or for those who read the book: "I want to have your abortion"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:37pm

    12:01 you are a champion

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:44pm

    7:36...stop asking that on every post before I slap your mom in the face with my mushroom tip so hard she'll be knocked unconscious. then i'll dip my balls in ink and teabag her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:21pm

    Thank you, 6:19. 6:18, you're a moron and an asshole.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:13pm

    LOL - who gives a fuck if its a fake text you knob shiners - I got a giggle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:41pm

    Just cum on her face & call it a day...and yes I know it is a Fight Club reference.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:50am

    FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:13pm

    isn't it a little sacrilegious or something to put a "<3" next to FIGHT CLUB of all things?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:25pm

    My life is full of porn scenes...usually starring me and a series of questionable hookups. It's what college is about.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:44pm

    YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:55am

    life has porn. look around. its everywhere. be your own porn star...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:21pm

    Said people who don't get enough vaginal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 11:19pm

    2:39 I can't either.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 4:39am

    3rd rule of fightclub... no dogs.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:06am

    i meant "...a whole new meaning to road head..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:01pm

    "in the industry, we call them cigarette burns."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:05am

    Be inside my mind. This past month featured sex in the cockpit of airplanes, inside hangars, on top of a parachute, a whole new mean to road head in my naive little mind, and one fantastic pilot. It might continue on into next month, as a matter of fact. The sex in my mind is just that good.

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    Submitted by booyouwhore13 on May 27, 11 at 12:23pm

    Reminds me of the unrated sex drive. Haha

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    Submitted by cartoonswagger on Dec 22, 11 at 4:44am

    I love that I went to make a fight club reference but several were already posted. Stay classy, Internet.

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    Submitted by ImFckngMattDamon on Mar 31, 12 at 5:24pm

    It's called sex.

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    Submitted by jaystreet46 on May 5, 12 at 2:04am

    Fight Club, FTW!!!