YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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