i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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