like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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