I want to stick my p in your. b.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
even my farts smell like vagina
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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