Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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