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  • 74 54
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 8:40pm

    For erections lasting longer than four hours, please consult a physician. May cause abnormal vision where things appear to be blue.

    • 54 52
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 8:50pm

      That's what happens when someone promises you a 4 hour blowjob and quits after 30 minutes, after you've taken the little happy pill.

      • 51 58
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 10:02pm

        Perhapse you should think about giving her an incentive after she's just serviced you? Wait... What... YOU NEED THE LITTLE BLUE PILL? Hummmmm...

        • 52 55
          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 10:15pm

          *cough* so I've heard. >_>

          • 48 57
            Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 10:48pm

            Uh yeah.......Wubb, about that.... we need to talk. XD

            • 52 65
              Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 11:37pm

              I swear that's never happened before......

              • 50 52
                Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 7, 11 at 11:38pm

                Suuuuuuure :-P

                • 52 63
                  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 11:46pm

                  My thought exactly!

                  • 54 56
                    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 12:11am

                    You're a cool girl, Hedo

                    • 56 48
                      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:18am

                      That only because you don't know me! Haha! Thanks sweetie; I try.

                      • 51 62
                        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 12:20am

                        No, but you think like I do. LOL

                        • 54 46
                          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:24am

                          Ah-ha! Minds in the gutter!

                          • 55 59
                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 12:42am

                            Oh gawd I can't believe I forgot all about this post for the last hour! I feel so ashamed! :-( I'm going to go keep Drunkasaurus company now....

                          • 44 63
                            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:47am

                            I can't post in the right place either. Wubb, I don't think she's looking for drunkasauraus... I think she wants whoreasauraus.

                          • 55 50
                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 12:58am

                            Well that makes a difference... I was going to go drown my sorrows, but I may have to go get Whoreasaurus to help me drown this python.....

                          • 49 50
                            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 1:05am

                            You'll have to see if she travels... And here you thought she was taken!

                            • 52 46
                              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 1:10am

                              Are you talking about me? LOL. Who thought I was taken?

                          • 46 48
                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 1:10am

                            Honestly, I wouldn't care if she was or not.... But seeing as how she isn't, it may be time to put on Jurassic Park... ;D

                            • 53 52
                              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 1:12am

                              Who are you talking about? And you never gave me your email. I'm confused now

                          • 40 56
                            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 1:16am

                            Yes, Luv. Comments from last night. My bad... Just go to Nunu's post about friar toke.

                          • 42 43
                            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 1:18am

                            Boy... Don't burn the candle at both ends!

                          • 55 53
                            Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 1:22am

                            I rarely burn candles. But when I do, I prefer bacon-scented Man-Candles.\n:P

          • 55 60
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 11:41pm

            Nobody likes an underachiever!

          • 57 45
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:19am

            Any other shortcomings you care to disclose?

        • 56 62
          Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 7, 11 at 10:49pm

          Hahahaha!!!

  • 58 50
    Submitted by rue4games on Dec 7, 11 at 9:50pm

    Boil that dust spec!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by ninerbitchesbro on Dec 7, 11 at 7:12pm

    Psychedelics make people think some crazy shit..

  • 50 51
    Submitted by mizlickzalot on Dec 7, 11 at 5:29pm

    They aren't supposed to make sense. Thats the point.....dildo.

  • 50 63
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Dec 7, 11 at 4:50pm

    Pointless.

    • 59 45
      Submitted by quwoosh on Dec 7, 11 at 5:04pm

      I didn't realize that this was a site for texts that are meaningful and filled with purpose.