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  • 62 33
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 29, 12 at 8:05pm

    Stop going home with the guys in big shinny tricked out trucks.

    • 41 27
      Submitted by Malicius on Dec 30, 12 at 5:54am

      hey now my truck is big and tricked our usually covered in mud though. no compensation here just a redneck

      • 32 33
        Submitted by Kincaid333 on Dec 31, 12 at 9:36am

        If you weren't compensating you wouldn't have felt the need to defend yourself. just saying, Redneck to Redneck.

  • 56 24
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 29, 12 at 4:19pm

    Look, if all you want is reliable access to an extra-large-sized dong, just mail-order one from Blowfish or something and be done with it.

  • 54 30
    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Dec 30, 12 at 2:37am

    Perhaps they are drawn to your screaming and grammar skills.

  • 55 39
    Submitted by ScorpioAllDay on Dec 29, 12 at 4:20pm

    I hate it when that happens. It's just a slump. They'll get bigger, I promise.

  • 39 35
    Submitted by cablemurk on Dec 30, 12 at 12:35pm

    aka Asians.

  • 36 29
    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 30, 12 at 12:04am

    Try sexing ppl out of jr high

  • 42 43
    Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 29, 12 at 3:13pm

    Dick Cheney has a small penis.

  • 33 31
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 29, 12 at 8:50pm

    This is how the lemon party started.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Mar 8, 13 at 10:38pm

    Methinks you are unaware that half the men in America are 5 1/2 inches or shorter.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by SixtyyNine on Dec 30, 12 at 1:10am

    SixtyyNine

  • 35 43
    Submitted by efoff on Dec 29, 12 at 7:13pm

    Maybe you should tie that thing in a knot to shrink it up a bit