May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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