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  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:58pm

    this is the best thing that i have read on here. too fucking funny.

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:27pm

    Miami-Dade County employee here... Thanks for supporting our local entrepeneurs!

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:56pm

    305 class of 09 krop represent !!

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 4:18pm

    8:06- plan b = morning after pill.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:19pm

    4:32 youre so bitter and jealous i laugh at youuu pumpkin

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:21am

    Everyone hating on privat schools in Miami is just jealous they can't live our awesome lifestyle of party sleep and some school....... And btw I went to la salle so suck it u haters probably won't even go to a real college (I.e. A college outside Miami, and not Santa fe I mean a legit school)

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:52pm

    hahahahahahahaha awesome

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 3:23pm

    this is one of my favorite texts EVER!

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:26pm

    fuck lourdes chongas :(

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:13am

    what does everyone have against coke??? its lovely, as long as you dont get addicted

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:46am

    oh! now why didn't I think of that...would save so much time...

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:42am

    Yeah 1:20, you're a stupid cunt for suggesting that OP stop doing coke. WHAT KIND OF A MORON ARE YOU.

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:21pm

    Haha, Krop for sure...

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:16am

    slutty cokeheads ftw make great fucks but not worth keeping around

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 5:59pm

    a slut who does cocaine... thats a classy lady

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 7:09pm

    BAHAHAH quite posssibly the funniest text EVER.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:06pm

    hahaha this basically describes my life.... and we have the same area code! LOVE IT. 305 REPRESENT!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:32pm

    GREAT TEXT!!!!!!! I'm gonna start doing that also!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:50am

    bitch is from hialeah prob

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:21am

    Haha, yup. My money is on Palmetto or Gulliver. and Miami: best hometown in the US.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:19am

    The only problem with this plan is that Plan B is an ORAL contraceptive.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:29pm

    she goes to lourdes boo boo..

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:32pm

    im going to 305, any more of your?

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:06pm

    hahahahaa same here gulliver or la salle forsure

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:44pm

    1:20- youre a stupid cunt.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:45am

    krop? get outta here....

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 6:42pm

    IM HEADIN TO THE 305!

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:40am

    O god, this is too funny, Has to be someone from Krop :D

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:46pm

    oh you def went to my highschool

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:32pm

    hahaha funny shit lourdes, carolton, la salle, girls are spoiled rich brats that use mommy and daddys money to buy coke, fuck anything that walks, and then they wonder why there pregnant. Get off the coke and do some mushrooms and mdma man

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:04am

    This is pretty fucking classic.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 4:15pm

    305! Miami! Haha this girl has to be a DG at Florida State

  • 29 33
    Submitted by kallimist on Sep 18, 11 at 3:37pm

    Smoke weed... Dont do coke.

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:17am

    Lmfao. Nah. Just use more coke. It'll eventually do the same trick plan b does hahah. Oh Miami. I love my city and all it's drug addicts

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:20pm

    Or maybe stop doing coke? That might help reduce the amount of Plan B you have to down. But tequila, merlot and weed might keep it at a relatively high level.