oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize