Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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