I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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