After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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