If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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