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  • 40 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 9:18pm
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    had to go to the doc to get mine out too :( it was also way up there

  • 39 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:51am
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    i had one lost once had NO idea where it went (we thought it was in the bed or something cuz i made him uhh feel around for it haha )and well i walked him half way home and could feel it by that point and was like ohhh shit haha and it kinda came out on its own a lil bit later but i wouldn't let it go for long... and 1:48 thats gross i feel bad for you

  • 38 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:35pm
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    Been there.... Had that.... Ha ha ha ha

  • 39 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:20am
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    ha ha i had to go to the health dept to get mine out it was waaay up there

  • 28 12
    Submitted by 11scubadiva11 on Apr 9, 11 at 10:27pm
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    PEEEEE!!!!

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 10:49pm
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    sooo been there. and agree with last post hahaha

  • 30 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 5:59pm
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    Got to love the hungover morning after when your searching the room for the condom and after all options are exhausted it slowly creeps into your foggy reality that its still where you left it... fuck that sucks. And the next issue is, who buys the plan b?

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:04pm
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    Go to the doctor....or maybe tongs??

  • 27 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:52am
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    If you practice the Kegal, as in you can crack a walnut with your snatch, you should be able to push it out.

  • 30 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:57pm
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    its only like 25 dollars.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:22am
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    i haven't lost a condom but i have lost a tampon up there. literally, a month is how long it took to get it back..

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:43am
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    just jump up and down on the bed for like an hour...shits bound to fall out

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:51am
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    you make him get it.... he shot it, he should spot it!

  • 27 23
    Submitted by NeverBeenDrunk on Aug 8, 10 at 9:10am
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    Female GP. They have tweezers for that.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:04am
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    this has happened to me and it was on a friday night and i wouldn't have been able to get it out until the morning but i have the answer!! and tell your friends... go to the store and buy a douche. get in the shower and use it and keep filling it with water (make sure you're standing) and it'll fall right out. i know that sounds so gross but that's the worst thing ever especially when you can't reach it!!!

  • 28 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:49pm
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    10:17, you're that little that it just falls off like that?

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 6:44pm
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    SUCKS. Just dont wrap your shit and you wont have an issue

  • 28 28
    Submitted by ego07 on Jun 5, 10 at 1:37am
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    Baby dicks lose condoms in the pu$$y

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:17am
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    This text is definately 100% about me. HAHAHA Don't worry I'm gonna keep her name out of this one...

  • 24 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:22am
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    That's a good point 10:00am but TSS is so so rare because of the tampons nowadays.. Maybe even if they're in for a month

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 11:15pm
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    the guy should have to pay for the plan B

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 12:45am
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    ummm yea been there twice. first time we were both too drunk to realize it was found later on that night.... second time he didnt even say anything.. found it the next day and he claimed he didnt realize, how is that???

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:48am
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    i fucked a girl and a tampon came out ofter the sex.... she was 5 days away from her next period..... nastiest shit ive ever seen.

  • 15 13
    Submitted by NavyWife21 on Feb 23, 11 at 9:20am
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    toxic shock isnt a guaranteed thing to happen. it can happen yes but it is very rare, so i call bullshit on any type of education that you have ever had

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:00am
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    All you people who had a tampon in yor vag for a month? You would get toxic shock syndrome from the old blood getting stuck in there. Probably within a few days. I call bullshit.

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:36pm
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    Been there X2... Your gonna need to have some really long fingers or a pair of tongs.

  • 15 15
    Submitted by realnspectacular on Mar 7, 11 at 7:36am
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    Emergency room, best $100 ever spent

  • 24 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:39pm
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    I've never lost a condom either...but one time I went to change my tampon and pulled out 3.... I have no clue how 3 managed to get up there together and not be noticed either.... totally grossed me out!

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Aug 3, 11 at 10:37pm
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    Happened to my lady when we were slam fucking once. Funny as hell until she missed her P thing a few weeks later. And, just FYI you just pull the thing out dumb ass.

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