chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
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My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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