I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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