You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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