I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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