I seem to have left my pride at pride
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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