Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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