I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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