Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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