38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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