mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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