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  • 96 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:04pm

    9:04 - that sounds gross. and i like going down

  • 85 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 8:41pm

    Yeah, its really not that healthy for you. Then again, whores are well known for being fucking stupid.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:17pm

    Hahah I work at jamba juice and only about 10% of the shit we sell is healthy. Great text though.

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:33pm

    you're kind of a whore aren't ya

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:02pm

    this could have been a man ;-)

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:47am

    126 is my favorite. Smart whores should have a club

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:17pm

    um in love with this one. ha

  • 83 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:14am

    426 lets meet at a glory hole my codename is grundlebundle

  • 67 64
    Submitted by bigbrown on Apr 26, 10 at 1:55am

    The "genius" part made me laugh like so hard. So funny.

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:48pm

    Jamba Jizz has a nice ring to it!

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 11:14am

    WINNER! I love this woman

  • 80 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 3:38am

    Oh the science of sperm is truly fasinating Hahaha

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:26am

    not all whores are stupid though 8:41--they just like to get some. also, sperm, if im correct, only has about 5 calories a load making it most likely the healthiest thing offered at jamba. not only is it high in protein but it fights breast cancer--see what i mean about a smart whore :)

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:04am

    Make the girl happy: slurp your jizz out of there when you're done!

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:26pm

    random jizz in your mouth all the time. delicious.

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:58am

    1:26 --> actually sperm has on average 15 calories lol.

    • 10 26
      Submitted by thisfox on Jul 20, 13 at 8:05pm

      healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:51pm

    fuckin love jamba juice!!

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 2:15am

    it wont let me post the link--but from all of the very scientific research that i have done (google ha) i have found 5-8 calories a tbsp, and the average load is less than a tbsp.

    • 17 15
      Submitted by thisfox on Jul 20, 13 at 8:02pm

      Healthiness isn't measured in cals, you know that right?

  • 13 13
    Submitted by thisfox on Jul 20, 13 at 8:01pm

    There was a fad for a while to call Coca Cola "satans black jism".