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  • 105 50
    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:12pm
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    dibs on is a stupid name for any girl - no wonder he isn't getting any

  • 74 57
    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 29, 10 at 6:58pm
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    Diva rule is overruled by the "my penis is in her" rule

  • 69 58
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 29, 10 at 3:28pm
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    And he's called dibs twice.

  • 62 52
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 30, 10 at 7:09am
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    You are not supposed to shoot your wingman!

  • 58 44
    Submitted by murphasia on Nov 29, 10 at 9:43pm
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    Barney Stinson, anyone?

  • 57 42
    Submitted by dinosauuur on Nov 29, 10 at 7:01pm
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    Ethan?

  • 55 47
    Submitted by kakowa on Nov 30, 10 at 2:37pm
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    Ya know this could easily be a lesbian, my brother used to see who could pick up a girl first all the time

  • 62 61
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 9:28pm
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    But how many did you get pregnant?

  • 50 44
    Submitted by bf3271306 on Nov 30, 10 at 10:21pm
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    his fault for bringing your attention to her, and win for (609)!

  • 49 46
    Submitted by dudemancm92 on Nov 29, 10 at 9:12pm
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    Blue Falcon!!!

  • 61 70
    Submitted by gr8nate on Nov 29, 10 at 3:36pm
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    Competitive? Not so much. \nLatent homosexual? Stranger things have happened, you big bush-getter you! ;)

  • 40 42
    Submitted by gotmudnj on Nov 30, 10 at 11:40am
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    Murp i agree hes legendary

  • 41 52
    Submitted by HARDCASTLE98 on Dec 1, 10 at 5:27am
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    That's what friends are for

  • 61 101
    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 2:49pm
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    His fault for calling dibbs on anything with at least one tit. Fired.