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  • Submitted by said8ED on Nov 29, 10 at 5:12pm

    dibs on is a stupid name for any girl - no wonder he isn't getting any

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    Submitted by hurleysurferman on Nov 29, 10 at 6:58pm

    Diva rule is overruled by the "my penis is in her" rule

  • 85 73
    Submitted by BondDaddy on Nov 29, 10 at 3:28pm

    And he's called dibs twice.

  • 75 59
    Submitted by dinosauuur on Nov 29, 10 at 7:01pm

    Ethan?

  • 78 71
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 30, 10 at 7:09am

    You are not supposed to shoot your wingman!

  • 69 57
    Submitted by murphasia on Nov 29, 10 at 9:43pm

    Barney Stinson, anyone?

  • 70 60
    Submitted by kakowa on Nov 30, 10 at 2:37pm

    Ya know this could easily be a lesbian, my brother used to see who could pick up a girl first all the time

  • 67 58
    Submitted by dudemancm92 on Nov 29, 10 at 9:12pm

    Blue Falcon!!!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 29, 10 at 9:28pm

    But how many did you get pregnant?

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    Submitted by bf3271306 on Nov 30, 10 at 10:21pm

    his fault for bringing your attention to her, and win for (609)!

  • 77 92
    Submitted by gr8nate on Nov 29, 10 at 3:36pm

    Competitive? Not so much. \nLatent homosexual? Stranger things have happened, you big bush-getter you! ;)

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    Submitted by gotmudnj on Nov 30, 10 at 11:40am

    Murp i agree hes legendary

  • 55 69
    Submitted by HARDCASTLE98 on Dec 1, 10 at 5:27am

    That's what friends are for

  • Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 29, 10 at 2:49pm

    His fault for calling dibbs on anything with at least one tit. Fired.