It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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