There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I think i got beer on your cat.
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