Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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