but the lizard people decide everything anyway
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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