dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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