hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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