im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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