Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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