Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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