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  • 92 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:45am
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    Oh I get it! It's funny because the guy made a lame remark but the girl had sexual relations even though she knew it was going to be bad! -Jeff

  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:36am
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    9:34 (2 and 3), just get fucking laid already...

  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:57am
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    10:40, Oh I get it. Because you think that because Jeff has a sense of humor, it means he's a virgin. Fucking dick....

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:58am
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    Oh, I get it! It's funny that people are saying they love Jeff, even though no one could possibly do that because he's so incredibly annoying!

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:20am
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    Balls McLongcock says: When I bang a woman, I say "Do you see what I am saying, bottom bitch?"

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:38am
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    There is no such thing as bad sex.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:34pm
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    HAhah, she said cuddle, not fuck, lol

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:40am
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    I wonder when the last time Jeff saw a vagina was? My guess is... Never.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:51pm
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    @Balls you're south park reference made me chuckle

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:43am
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    9:38 clearly you've never been to Singapore...

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:29am
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    Disregard that guys, I suck balls! Sorry for being so fucking stupid! -Jeff

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:20am
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    10:40 His Mom's vag was the last time he say a pussy.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:52am
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    pretty sure this was on the fml website.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:50pm
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    Stuck-up slut detected, retracting docking tube.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:03am
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    Wow I would be scarred for life hahaha sucks for you

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:00am
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    10:57 don't hate because you're too fat and ugly that no pussy has ever wanted to fuck you :)

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:34am
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    Charles Rutherford says: he is glad to see his submission was finally posted and approved.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:20pm
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    Him: I knew the sex would be bad when she called the condom a "rubber".

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:47pm
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    11:00am even if I was fat and ugly, I'd still probably get more pussy than you.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15am
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    Oh I get it. She knew she was going to have bad sex when the weird guy used the line safe sex activated. -Jeff 1/2

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm
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    All he does is repeat the text in a stupid way. Funny the first time. Now it's stupid.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34am
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    FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:52pm
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    haha you should have said sex session deactivated.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:15pm
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    Charles Rutherford never uses condoms, he simply washes his penis with listerine after.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:28pm
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    I stand behind jeff's assessment

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:22pm
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    Oh, don't we all just love Jeff. : )

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:25am
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    what a winner. im sure that he gets to say it a lot. i want to see another text on here like "i knew he would melt my transistor when he said 'safe sex activated' ."

  • 44 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:02am
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    Jeff must have no life hahahaha

  • 41 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34am
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    OK SECOND MUTHA BITCHES!!!