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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:45am

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the guy made a lame remark but the girl had sexual relations even though she knew it was going to be bad! -Jeff

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:57am

    10:40, Oh I get it. Because you think that because Jeff has a sense of humor, it means he's a virgin. Fucking dick....

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:36am

    9:34 (2 and 3), just get fucking laid already...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:38am

    There is no such thing as bad sex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:58am

    Oh, I get it! It's funny that people are saying they love Jeff, even though no one could possibly do that because he's so incredibly annoying!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:20am

    Balls McLongcock says: When I bang a woman, I say "Do you see what I am saying, bottom bitch?"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:43am

    9:38 clearly you've never been to Singapore...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:40am

    I wonder when the last time Jeff saw a vagina was? My guess is... Never.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:34pm

    HAhah, she said cuddle, not fuck, lol

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 12:51pm

    @Balls you're south park reference made me chuckle

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:20am

    10:40 His Mom's vag was the last time he say a pussy.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:52am

    pretty sure this was on the fml website.

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:15pm

    Charles Rutherford never uses condoms, he simply washes his penis with listerine after.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:50pm

    Stuck-up slut detected, retracting docking tube.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:03am

    Wow I would be scarred for life hahaha sucks for you

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34am

    FIRST MUTHA BITCHES!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:34am

    Charles Rutherford says: he is glad to see his submission was finally posted and approved.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 6:03pm

    All he does is repeat the text in a stupid way. Funny the first time. Now it's stupid.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:00am

    10:57 don't hate because you're too fat and ugly that no pussy has ever wanted to fuck you :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 12:15am

    Oh I get it. She knew she was going to have bad sex when the weird guy used the line safe sex activated. -Jeff 1/2

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:29am

    Disregard that guys, I suck balls! Sorry for being so fucking stupid! -Jeff

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 11:22pm

    Oh, don't we all just love Jeff. : )

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:28pm

    I stand behind jeff's assessment

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:47pm

    11:00am even if I was fat and ugly, I'd still probably get more pussy than you.

  • 56 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 6:20pm

    Him: I knew the sex would be bad when she called the condom a "rubber".

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:25am

    what a winner. im sure that he gets to say it a lot. i want to see another text on here like "i knew he would melt my transistor when he said 'safe sex activated' ."

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:52pm

    haha you should have said sex session deactivated.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:34am

    OK SECOND MUTHA BITCHES!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 10:02am

    Jeff must have no life hahahaha