16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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