He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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