i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I think people are normalizing furries
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Randomize