I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
that is very illegal...i love you.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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